Indy 500 Photos - Elf Classics

For a trip down memory lane (and for those who were not there) take a look at these photos donated by and commented on by Erick "Elf" Hildebrandt. Hilarious.

This is the aftermath of our campsite I believe this to be 2001. You all who were there will remember this for the obvious muddy mess. You also will remember Gabe choke slamming some idiot into the trash can on the left side of the picture (Note the trash strewn everywhere as evidence). Also there was an incident with 3 skanks in a bent Nova where as Arvai and I insulted their womanhood multiple times to get them to leave all the while Pat Allen, well, was being Pat Allen.

This is a classic Indy picture from I believe 1999.

Now here's a real trip down memory lane. You will see Sean Webb proudly displaying a busted and bloodied knee that was the result of the famous Pat Allen talking Tombstone Latin to some moron wearing a Kansas City Chiefs hat fight. At which time Arvai felt it was appropriate to tell the gentleman that "Hey man Chiefs suck". Which was followed by a Webb hay-maker to his face that originated in Kansas. As those of you who were present will recall the fight spilled over into an adjacent RC car race tent and was claimed by his own admission in a radio interview the next day to have been witnessed by Tony Stewart. This is the morning after as Webb proudly shows off his battle scars .

Here's another classic. This was taken when our group was tight with Dustin Evans and the Goodtimes Band mainly only because Mary gave Dusty some play. Not sure what year this is but I think that's Gabe's hat and that's definitely my PBR that douchebag is drinking.

A throwback picture from the Legion on Saturday afternoon of me with Jerry and Big John. Please notice Jerry's T-shirt from the 1911 race I think that is Ray Harroun on the front of it.

Here's a shot from what I believe to be 1997. you will notice Jason Woolums in this shot so we know when Poop=Foolums=MC2 is involved its going back aways. This shot was included for all of you who never got to see Big John in his prime, here you can see him telling all us kids to keep our asses out of trouble right before he leaves to go to the Legion to get bombed. You will notice the nice looking silver haired lady, this is John and Kat's mom for all of you who didn't have the pleasure of meeting this beautiful woman, here she is doing what she did best. Trying to keep up with Big John and keep him out of trouble.

Here's a picture I included for two reasons. One -I forgot how ugly that Val chick was, thanks for letting me mess around with her Arvai. Two - Who in the hell is the guy next to Mary!? Was this the random guy from Australia/Cambodia/Thailand that she brought for the year? Please inquire with your sister, John.